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bumperstickers, t-shirts, band names, and thesis ideas

Bumperstickers, band names, and t-shirt slogans have a natural affinity for one another. It occurs to me that liberal arts thesis titles belong to the same class.

Thesis ideas
  • "Freedom isn't free, but Haliburton is getting one hell of a deal."

  • "Dungeons & Dragons and Christianity: creating the mundane from myth."

T-shirts
  • "What do you think about Bush now, you stupid fuck?"
  • Front of T-shirt:
    "Fantasy: Str 20 Dex 16 Con 18 Int 18 Wis 17 Cha 18"
    Back of T-shirt:
    "Reality: Str 12 Dex 9 Con 12 Int 13 Wis 13 Cha 7"

Band names
  • No Lefts on Denny
  • Monstrous Denali
  • Hippy Big Buckle [real band name]
  • Bad Feng Shui
  • The Assless Chaps
  • Wafting Patchouli

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